Noisy assholes

Dont worry folks Im happy to say Im still alive, and also gladly deleting any and all chinese spam bullshit from my comments. Managed to borrow an Acer palmtop from the immense and Epic Fidgetjen, who is going to get plenty of Mechakara Pronzorz for her kindness.

Currently working on getting the video tutorials on Maptool working so I can set some stuff up, as well as working on a way of burning my neighbour alive. Because Im THAT kind of antisocial prick.

Seriously, these Dope smoking assholes are a pain in the ass come summer, they hang out in THEIR garden way BEFORE 12 at night and actually TALK to each other and HAVE FUN! How fucking dare they! lol. Joking aside im just being a snob and dont like them personally.

Anyways, working on the final 2 images for the 2011 Calender, and then I can get it all printed up and shipped. Will try and post some more examples soon asap.

Full Pricelist

All text taken from my Chipin page at: http://dennisillustration.chipin.com/i-need-a-new-imac

Im a Freelance Illustrator with a background in Graphic Design, and recently my computer of 5 years cad an issue with the Graphics card.after some condescending attitude about buying a new comp to replace my antique.... I basically decided to bite the bullet and get on with raising the money required to get a replacement machine. The price listed is the absolute cheapest Mac I could get which would handle the work I do.

All things considered the money is more of a buffer, as I would end up paying monthly (which in the long run is more money, but at least Im not losing a huge chunk of my money in one gulp).

Now, Im not asking you to donate out of the goodness of your hearts, heck no. You will get something for your money.

$5 - Simple pen sketch of whatever you like



$8 - Pencil Sketch with a little more work and refinement



$14 - Detailed Full Pencil drawing. This is a step above a more basic sketch.



$25 - Fully inked Digital inking. Black and white art at its best.



$30 - Digitally Colored artwork.



$50 - Digital Painting. The most refined and high end of the scale



Any donations above these will be treated on a case to case basis. In order to get your Illustration simply include your email addy in the comment when you donate.

Update on commissions

Ok, so as well as the normal commissions I was inspired to set up a few alternatives, hence a Chipin page. The long and the short of it is that there will also be a set of cheaper and more expensive types of work you will recive if you donate.



For example, Im sure I can easily churn out stuff like that for $4-5 or £2-3. And there are of course the more refined Pencil drawings (not sketches) such as:



These I have no problems doing for £8-$14

Sadly atm Digital painting is a little out of my field what with my lack of a real computer/stylus but I can still handle the other material featured such as inks and Digital Paintings.

Will post the link and widget to the chipin Page soon. Also yes, I now have adverts up on my blog. Every little helps, please do click as much as you can.